The Daily Dose of Dumb-assery

by **Drew Corleone** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:19 am

I know we alreadsy have a "Worst LFZ Posts" thread... but this thread is specifically aimed toward the tool that is horns78.

Today's jackass exchange comes from the Ticket Swap. Terminator offered 4 face value NMSU tickets in Sec. 1. horns 78 replied:

I will take them. e-mail me your address and I will get a check in the mail today.

A subsequent post has tlevin01 looking for 3-4 NMSU tickets. horns78 replies:

I have several in the $65 dollar range. Ticket City has some for $50. There are many out there. Get them now, I promise they will be more on game day.

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by **howieman** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:33 am

tlevin was in the fraternity with paul evan and me, thas fucking Keystone...mr bitter beer face himself

by **pmfolm** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:35 am

that's keystone? good stuff

by **Drew Corleone** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:40 am

I emailed him and told him not to buy from horns78.

by **LMQueen** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:44 am

"The Daily Dose of Dumb-Assery"
Catchy.

by **LMQueen** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:47 am

So 78, in addition to being an idiot, is now a ticket broker?

by **Drew Corleone** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:51 am

yeah, he's been hawking tix (and buying them for cheap with hopes of reselling at a markup) on both LFZ and HF for a while now.

by **Drew Corleone** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:41 am

It does have a nice ring, doesn't it?

Here is perhaps the single greatest post in LFZ history... From Ben Beam 750...

OK- I take back the collections blast. That still does not take away from the fact that 1500 of your 2000 posts are totally irrelevant "hey! look at me!" BS posts.
It is also obvious to everyone on this board that you are by far the dumbest poster to EVER have 2000 posts on this board. You find ways to misspell three and four letter words. Every idea you have that is not about football sets new records for the dumbest thing I have heard that day. Every football related post is just some Wheeler take regurgitated or stating the obvious.

Go bong some diarrhea.

Hmmm... to whom could he be referring?

by **howieman** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:28 pm

quote from horn78

420- If you knew me, you would know that my social IQ would be high. I can't wait to meet you at a tailgate and give you that much needed hug.

response from 420horn

if you hug me, i will be forced to kick you in the nuts.
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i laughed outloud when I read that

by **LMQueen** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:07 pm

I definitely want a full tailgate report if all of these new LFZ assclowns show up.
The LM and FOLM need to be out in force

by **420horn** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:17 pm

EDITED BY STAFF! i'm not a new LFZ ass clown. I'm an old LFZ assclown. been posting for well almost 4 years now!

by **LMQueen** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:23 pm

hey asshole..
i wasn't referring to you.
don't ever call me a bitch again.

by **howieman** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:25 pm

FIGHT!!!! throw it down driggers(you need to picture Bill Walton saying that)

by **Drew Corleone** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:02 pm

The LM Queen is not a bitch. But horns78 is. And I hope his spare ass does not ruin the tailgates this fall.

420, were you in a frat at Texas? I just ask because half the FOLM were in Jewish fraternities at Texas (I don't mean Wheeler, he's only part-Jewish) :lol:

by **eochs** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:18 pm

After an e-mail with 420 I have decided to un-ban him... You all know I don't like censoring or banning on LMFZ, but sometimes I have to do it... We should be hearing from him shortly.

by **Simon Honeybone** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 6:36 pm

These moderators suck.

If this is trash talk plus pictures then the only thing you couldn't post is chilijew cookoff of the century.

by **12ozLongneck** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:04 pm

I wonder if we can bring back LFZ Survivor and get his ass banned for a few weeks... :-k

by **Mr. Peabody** on Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:11 pm

Note to self: Never ever call the LMQueen a bitch.

:-#

by **Harold** on Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:13 am

He should have been aborted.

by **LMQueen** on Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:18 am

I didn't call for any bannings..I just don't like being called names.
I've paid my dues spending time with the LM and FOLM, so I've earned a little respect over the years. They may give me a hard time, but they will stick up for me when others disrespect.

by **LMQueen** on Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:36 am

Happy Birthday Pickle thread on LFZ...

Horns78: Who's Pickle?

WTF? If you don't know the person, then just don't respond to the Happy Birthday thread. Is someone now supposed to come on and explain in the Happy Birthday Pickle thread who Pickle is so 78 doesn't feel left out?

by **420horn** on Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:40 am

so is it kosher for me to call Horns78 a bitch? :oops:

by **LMQueen** on Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:48 am

I have no problem with that, whatsoever.

by **LMQueen** on Wed Aug 20, 2003 12:29 pm

OMG...this guy never stops. Now he has "insider" information on the OJ Simpson trial, as well as having shared the same shrink.
Wow.
:roll:

by **eochs** on Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:27 pm

420horn wrote:so is it kosher for me to call Horns78 a bitch?

okey dokey by me

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