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Chicks I'd let.....

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:42 am

beat me to death with their tits.

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Postby Drew Corleone on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:22 am

Wood.
Would.
Would read again.
Would subscribe to your newsletter.
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Postby HornMafia on Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:41 am

Tits...or titties?
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:05 pm

You've ruined the thread with that word
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Postby U2-Horn on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:21 pm

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Postby LMQueen on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:25 pm

Eww!
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:29 pm

Would there be a thumb involved?
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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:35 pm

Well if I was f'ing her then obviously. But this was just an observation that I'd let her beat me senseless with those warlocks.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:01 pm

Gentlemans,

I give you Denise Milani. This is what every man should hold out for and what every woman should aspire to be.

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Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:06 pm

Not as outlandish, but also SourceFed host Trisha Hershberger:

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Postby U2-Horn on Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:36 pm

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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby Mr. Peabody on Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:54 pm

Too big

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Postby BarryBnds on Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:32 am

Mr. Peabody wrote:Too big

Thumbs down

Freak show


Is this more in your wheelhouse?

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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:53 pm

And since we're doing updates it'd be rude not to include Miss Lauren Hanley

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Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:36 pm

Would tonguepunch fartbox
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:31 am

Just watched the first episode of Peaky Blinders on Jeremy's suggestion. There is a character named Ada who is played by an actress named Sophie Rundle. She has an impressive set of cans. Firsthand knowledge of said impressive cans can be gained via appropriate Google searching.
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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:58 pm

Lindsey Pelas.....she may have now supplanted Kate Upton at the top of the mountain.
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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby UTwiz on Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:15 pm

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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:36 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:Lindsey Pelas.....she may have now supplanted Kate Upton at the top of the mountain.


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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby Makaveli on Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:20 pm

On about the 8th loop through, I started wondering .... Does that hurt ?

It looks like a lot of mass violently bouncing around.
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Re: Chicks I'd let.....

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:57 am

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