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TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby UTwiz on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:29 am

6:15pm per Mack.



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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby HornMafia on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:31 am

On ESPN or ESPN2, too.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:35 am

Thank God. I don't think I could do another 2:30 one. That shit was miserable.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby Bucharest on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:38 am

Nice.

Man....I went over to our CEO's tailgate by the museum after the game for a "few minutes"....next thing you know I'm just about passed out and it's =10:00. Needless to say, the cab ride home wasn't fun.....the drive to pick up my truck later was even worse. At least with these 6:00 games I have enough sense to go home after the games....kind of lost time on Saturday while over there. That being said, glad I still have a job this morning!!!!!
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby AtlLonghorn on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:50 am

That's fantastic. The Georgia/Tennessee game will be a 3:30 kick off here (LSU-Florida is prime time). I hate when they're both on at the same time.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby UTwiz on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:01 am

The SEC is an insignificant conference that lacks offensive entertainment. All of their games should be played at 11am like the Big 10.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby AtlLonghorn on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:16 am

UTwiz wrote:The SEC is an insignificant conference that lacks offensive entertainment. All of their games should be played at 11am like the Big 10.


Georgia's two conference games were 41-37 and 52-41, they're auditioning for the Big 12 South.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby UTwiz on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:31 am

Georgia sucks. They had a real audition for the Big 12 South and got punked. The entire conference is weak. Bama is solid. Florida is decent. Everybody else sits down to pee.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby Bucharest on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:41 am

Confession: I sat down to pee when I finally stumbled home on Saturday/Sunday.....pure necessity.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:47 am

I sat down to pee Sunday morning. I was really hung over and swaying. I figured Clint would be pissed if I pissed all over his floor.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby UTwiz on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:57 am

Sometimes I sit down and try and draw the #2 offsides so that it comes on my terms - not its own. Rarely works, but all it costs me is a time out.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby HornMafia on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:11 pm

This thread took a really weird turn.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:29 pm

I have to sit down and pee when I'm taking care of Pilar and Sylvia's not home.

She just hangs out in the bathroom while I'm doing it. If I stand up and pee then she tries to stick her hand on the toilet and that's a no-no.

She only once had to watch me drop a deuce. That was a little awkward.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby tamut98 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:08 pm

I am really sorry I read this entire thread.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby Bucharest on Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:14 pm

BevoisaSoxFan wrote:I have to sit down and pee when I'm taking care of Pilar and Sylvia's not home.

She just hangs out in the bathroom while I'm doing it. If I stand up and pee then she tries to stick her hand on the toilet and that's a no-no.

She only once had to watch me drop a deuce. That was a little awkward.


Yeah....if I'm drunk and try to do the stand-up pee routine, there's a 100% chance the cat is going to come in and throw her tail between me and that toilet while trying grab my attention.....makes life difficult, and typically doesn't end so well for one of us. Not trying to compare the cat to Pilar, just saying that I understand....sometimes you just gotta' sit down. Now Saturday night/Sunday morning.....that was just because I couldn't physically stand, but even if I could, there was more pee landing on that floor than in the toilet....figured it was the wise move.

SO anyway......how many kegs for the tailgate?
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby McKinneyHorn on Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:23 pm

tamut98 wrote:I am really sorry I read this entire thread.


No shit.


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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:20 pm

UTwiz wrote:Sometimes I sit down and try and draw the #2 offsides so that it comes on my terms - not its own. Rarely works, but all it costs me is a time out.



Wait a minute... You sometimes sit down for a #2? Do you normally #2 standing up?
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby LMQueen on Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:23 pm

:lol:
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby VaHornFan on Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:10 am

I'm just waiting for Jeremy to answer Kevin's question!
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby UTwiz on Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:20 am

Kevin needs to read it in context, then it will make sense.
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby 'Hornbybirth on Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:29 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:
UTwiz wrote:Sometimes I sit down and try and draw the #2 offsides so that it comes on my terms - not its own. Rarely works, but all it costs me is a time out.



Wait a minute... You sometimes sit down for a #2? Do you normally #2 standing up?


Hunting/ fishing/ camping is the only time this is allowable. ;)
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Re: TX/CU Kickoff time

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:42 pm

UTwiz wrote:Kevin needs to read it in context, then it will make sense.


No. You said it. Too late to distance from it!
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