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Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby Drew Corleone on Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:02 pm

Burgers: Undercooked.

Service: Slow as shit

Ambiance: Excellent

Other: I think my server spent a half hour fucking the old bag next door

Overall: I got food poisoning and missed the US Open
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby rtapia on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:59 am

Denim opened a burger place?
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby 'Hornbybirth on Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:08 pm

rtapia wrote:Denim opened a burger place?


My side of the story:

Our Bachelor pad for the weekend was an awesome place to stay. We arrived around 5:30 and got settled in.
Matt, Drew, Seth, Chay, Jeremy, Kevin and I. We started to get hungry around 7 so we got out the hamburgers and started to grill. A little salt, pepper, some worcestershire and we were goin good. I then heard a slight popping noise. Didn't think much of it until I checked the patties the next time and noticed a lack of heat. The bottle had ran out of gas. Kevin and I then had to go to a local Exxon to get a replacement. Then the repalcement would not produce gas enough to get the flames going again. Seth ended up frying them the rest of the way in the skillet. We did not starve. All told we went through about 18-20 cases of beer.

Ask the crew about Denim's guacamole as well as the"biscuits & gravy." I'm sure the reviews will be better.
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:42 pm

You forgot to mention that it was 10:30 by the time we finally ate those pan fried burgers.

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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:58 pm

Then the repalcement would not produce gas enough to get the flames going again.


I think you meant to say "everybody was too drunk to get the flames going again."
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby HornMafia on Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:55 pm

Yeah I think it was more like 8:30 by the time we fired up the grill the first time.
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:51 pm

I wanna hear more about the fucking of the old bag next door.
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby 'Hornbybirth on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:49 pm

BevoisaSoxFan wrote:I wanna hear more about the fucking of the old bag next door.


Drew was drunk, need I say more. We asked her for directions to where a gas bottle could be found nearby and she invited us in to cook our burgers at her house.

That turned into Denim spent an hour shagging her. :roll:
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby MBK271 on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:44 pm

Funny stuff.
why don't you run back to the sandbox where the rest of the kids are playing so the adults can have a discussion...it's over there....you see Howie, he's over there with PMS knocking over other kids sandcastles...looks like fun.
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:55 am

'Hornbybirth wrote:
BevoisaSoxFan wrote:I wanna hear more about the fucking of the old bag next door.


Drew was drunk, need I say more. We asked her for directions to where a gas bottle could be found nearby and she invited us in to cook our burgers at her house.

That turned into Denim spent an hour shagging her. :roll:


So she invited you to come inside with your meat? Nice!
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Re: Restaurant Review: Denim's Burger Barn

Postby 'Hornbybirth on Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:42 am

BevoisaSoxFan wrote:
'Hornbybirth wrote:
BevoisaSoxFan wrote:I wanna hear more about the fucking of the old bag next door.


Drew was drunk, need I say more. We asked her for directions to where a gas bottle could be found nearby and she invited us in to cook our burgers at her house.

That turned into Denim spent an hour shagging her. :roll:


So she invited you to come inside with your meat? Nice!


No, she invited my meat inside. Tomato/ Tomahto? ;)
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