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Postby Music City Mafia on Fri May 18, 2007 12:08 pm

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May 18: A family gets away from the rampaging gorilla,
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Postby MBK271 on Fri May 18, 2007 12:12 pm

Picture looks fake.

I wonder if I could whip a gorilla's ass if it was coming for my family? Seriously. Toe to toe, and at least I have the instinct to pick up something around me as a weapon.

I mean, come on. One hard right to the nose of that son of a bitch and he wouldn't know what to do. That's assuming you could get that close.
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Postby HornMafia on Fri May 18, 2007 12:14 pm

The gorilla would take your arm off and beat you with it.

And yeah, the picture looks fake.
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Postby Music City Mafia on Fri May 18, 2007 12:17 pm

That pic is from FOX News, so not a fake. I'm no zoologist, but I'm pretty sure gorillas are like umpteen times stronger pound-for-pound than a human being, so pimp-slapping him across the face would probably only cause him to rip your limbs off before stomping you to death...

Don't get me wrong. Pimp-slapping a gorilla would be cool... but only for about two seconds.
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Postby Music City Mafia on Fri May 18, 2007 12:19 pm

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Postby UTwiz on Fri May 18, 2007 12:24 pm

MBK271 wrote:Picture looks fake.

I wonder if I could whip a gorilla's ass if it was coming for my family? Seriously. Toe to toe, and at least I have the instinct to pick up something around me as a weapon.

I mean, come on. One hard right to the nose of that son of a bitch and he wouldn't know what to do. That's assuming you could get that close.



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Postby MBK271 on Fri May 18, 2007 12:28 pm

No way.

See, this "young agressive gorilla" is scared of a guy with a stick.

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Of course a gorilla is a lot stronger than I am but it's a matter of him knowing how to fight.
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Postby HornMafia on Fri May 18, 2007 12:42 pm

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Postby MBK271 on Fri May 18, 2007 12:46 pm

:lol:


I'm telling ya. That bastard grabs my wife by the forearm like he did that lady and he's getting a chair upside the head.

Crocodile hunter ain't got nothing on me.
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri May 18, 2007 12:47 pm

i got 50 on the gorilla
It was basically like starring in a bukkake video with Charlie the Tuna.


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Postby edavis3 on Fri May 18, 2007 12:50 pm

That guy in the pic kind of looks like Matt.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Fri May 18, 2007 12:52 pm

He has on a nice canadian tuxedo.
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Postby U2-Horn on Fri May 18, 2007 12:52 pm

edavis3 wrote:That guy in the pic kind of looks like Matt.


Matt's not that hairy
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Postby U2-Horn on Fri May 18, 2007 12:55 pm

oh, you mean the Dad
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Postby HornMafia on Fri May 18, 2007 1:01 pm

:-k
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Postby edavis3 on Fri May 18, 2007 1:03 pm

txlonghorn47 wrote:He has on a nice canadian tuxedo.



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Postby MBK271 on Fri May 18, 2007 1:04 pm

I think the scared little girl looks a little like Jeremy.


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Postby Music City Mafia on Fri May 18, 2007 1:10 pm

MBK271 wrote:Of course a gorilla is a lot stronger than I am but it's a matter of him knowing how to fight.


Gorillas don't box or use forms of martial arts... and therefore probanbly don't play by the rules. I can see it now:

MBK271: "Damn you! Want to fight? Fight me!"

Gorilla: "Hoo Hoo!!!" (charging at MBK271)

MBK271: "Ha! You uneducated primate! Your charging bull style is no match for my spanking monkey technique!"
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Postby edavis3 on Fri May 18, 2007 1:47 pm

Congrats, you just won the 'Emergency Brake of the Week.'
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Postby HornMafia on Fri May 18, 2007 1:51 pm

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Postby Drew Corleone on Fri May 18, 2007 2:06 pm

The guy in the pic looks more like cool guy Miller from the tailgates.
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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Fri May 18, 2007 4:31 pm

Wait, wait, wait....screw the gorilla:
MBK271 wrote:That bastard grabs my wife by the forearm


Did Seth get married? :D

And this reminds me of the Boo Weekley story involving a chimpanzee, a boxing ring, and a red hat at a carnival. He refused to confirm anything about it on Rome :badgrin: .....Smooth
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Postby LMQueen on Fri May 18, 2007 8:57 pm

:lol:

This was a very entertaining thread after a 12 hour work day. Thanks for the laughs. :)
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Postby edavis3 on Wed May 23, 2007 12:10 pm

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Postby tamut98 on Wed May 23, 2007 10:43 pm

Dude looks like reba mcyntire on 'roids.
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