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Postby Mr Sparkle on Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:57 am

I dread the Tommie Harris threads.

Even if the premise is right, so fucking what, drop it already.

Did you notice another Simms Big Game thread? Jesus.
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jul 29, 2003 9:22 pm

Dear majorfan,

Major is gone. Chris is gone too. It's time to let go.
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Postby Mr Sparkle on Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:44 am

Everytime I see that there is a new post here, I dread that I am going to be quoted.

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Postby 420horn on Sat Aug 02, 2003 10:10 pm

a personal best for KC Horn:
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Postby Silverado on Sun Aug 03, 2003 12:24 am

And?
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Postby Makaveli on Sun Aug 03, 2003 11:37 pm

Is LFZ dead ?
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:07 pm

This little exhange on TT was pretty funny.


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Postby HornMafia on Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:23 pm

haha
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:55 pm

99% of horns78's worthless posts.
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Postby Silverado on Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:10 am

What, don't you enjoy the horns78/cuervo talk?

I miss you Cuervo...

Not as much as I miss you 78...

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Postby HornMafia on Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn you Drew...you get called out when you don't even post on that particular thread.

More drunk typing by Touchdown Texas.

So...we'd be happier sucking dick than pulling our own pussy...is that what you are saying?

Fuck Drew...
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:49 pm

Have any of you guys noticed the Multiple Puncuation Guy? Maybe he should be on some Seinfeld Episode?

He always ends his sentences like this.....What's up with that????Fuck him!!!!
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Postby Drew Corleone on Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:49 am

You mean Bucharest?

here is my vote: once again, horns78 chimes in with the thick-headedness that has marked his brief tenure on LFZ...

I am amazed at how many people have a problem with people buying tickets and selling them for profit. It really is capitalism at it's best. I have been doing it for a few years now, and I really enjoy it. I try to always be honest with my customers. I buy, sell and trade on this board, hornfans, ebay and at the games. It is amazing how many people love the service I, as well as many others, provide. It is also amazing at how many people seem to be offended by how I make money


This jackass just doesn't seem to get it. Do we have a problem with scalping? No. Do we have a problem with him coming on to LFZ and trying to buy low and sell high, and take away from other fans? Absolutely.

There is a place for scalping and price gouging -- it's called ebay, or San Jacinto street. LFZ is not that place. This guy is such a friggin' dumbass. First off, he posts on every single thread, just for the sake of posting, and he uses those goofy smiley icons on evry damn post, and he constantly turns threads into personal IM sessions.
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Postby Makaveli on Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:13 am

horn FANatic cracked me up on the Timmons thread, when he posted "Bob -- Email and I will give you the information I have on this situation".

Oooooh.. Fucker is on the "inside". Emailing Wheeler wasn't enough, he needed to let everyone know it.


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Postby HornMafia on Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:45 am

This is far from a worst post, but this is related to one of the ones posted up there:

horns78...
Every post you make, I like you less.

Sorry about that, but at least you've only done it 2200+ times in the last 5 months!


Posted by DublinHorn on the Beer thread on Biergarten.

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Postby Simon Honeybone on Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:02 pm

Anyone want to take a guess as to what homey78 looks like?

I have this horrific picture in my head. He claims he's coming by the tailgates, but I'm pretty sure he'll be a no show and blame it on utmcgregor's shirt color.
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:28 pm

Has no one seen the Multiple Puncuation Guy?

No, Drew, it's not Bucharest. This guy is a pretty new poster. I guess I will go look for one of his posts. I
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Postby Makaveli on Sun Aug 17, 2003 10:06 pm

Here is one from Simon Honeybone:

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Postby Makaveli on Sun Aug 17, 2003 10:09 pm

Oh God, instant classic under Wheeler's "Worst idea ever in the history of LM Fanzone".

I agree it is the worst idea ever....LOL

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Postby pmfolm on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:19 am

by ChevyHDGert-

"Aren't there some games this weekend? Anyone know who and what times?"

Now the quote in itself isn't bad...it's the premise that annoys me. I hate when people ask stupid questions on there just to make posts and get responses.

I mean...you are already online. How hard is it to go to ESPN.com and find the damn info there? You probably could have gotten it faster than typing the damn thread. Don't be so lazy.
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Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:47 am

Any new post by horns78 qualifies as the worst post on the site.
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Postby LMQueen on Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:21 am

I think Chevy just topped himself with his "why don't we ever play these small schools (ex:NMSU) at their stadiums? "
Get an f-ing clue dude.
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Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:43 am

Then there is the Laff-a-lympics poll question, where 20 armchair coaches think they can deliver buttloads of championships.
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Postby Jeepman35 on Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:23 pm

I agree with you on that Drew. I think that 99.9% of the posters on LFZ have absolutely not even the tiniest bit of an idea of what it takes to coach a football team on any level much less on the scale of UT's. I sit and shake my head every day in total and complete amazement at some of the things that get typed and sent in over there. I stopped trying to post over there a long time ago. Believe me, it isn't any better in small town athletics either. When you hear that you don't know what in the hell you are doing from some parent or fan when they obviously didn't notice little Johnny try to make a basket throwing the ball backwards with his eyes closed it starts to get a little aggravating.
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Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Aug 18, 2003 1:07 pm

Too true...
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