Jessica Alba Shrine

Like trash talk, but with pictures...

Postby Full Flask on Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:02 pm

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Postby TheDean176 on Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:53 pm

Full Flask wrote::shock:


Is that the "Oh" face?
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Postby HornMafia on Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:39 pm

Apparently she'll be in the April issue of GQ.

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Postby TheDean176 on Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:29 am

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Postby SmoothLonghorn on Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:46 am

:lol: Dean--nice...that might be the funniest emoticon EVER.....Smooth
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:00 pm

Happy Birthday Jessica!!! 24 today

And why is this just now being posted? [-X
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Postby Bucharest on Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:23 pm

By the way, she cut all of her hair off.
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:27 pm

pic?
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:06 pm

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Postby U2-Horn on Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:12 pm

she looks better with darker hair
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Postby OKC Longhorn on Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:04 am

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Postby TheDean176 on Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:19 am

I'd still hit it!
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Postby HornMafia on Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:38 am

Yeah, I'll just trust that's a bad picture...and even then she has a "hot for teacher" look going...
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Postby HornMafia on Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:06 pm

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Postby U2-Horn on Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:37 pm

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Postby 'Hornbybirth on Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:53 am

Damn I've got cable internet and that sum bitch caused a surge in speed!

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Postby HornMafia on Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:46 pm

I have a surge in my pants.
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Postby U2-Horn on Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:56 pm

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If we make it to the Rose Bowl I'm either coming back Mr. Jessica Alba or a restraining order will have my name on it, baby!


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Postby Bucharest on Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:26 pm

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Postby Bucharest on Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:59 am

God bless the person that put this together!!!

http://www.trippycountry.com/April/JessicaAlba.htm
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Postby HornMafia on Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:55 pm

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Postby Bucharest on Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:32 am

That reminds me......

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Postby HornMafia on Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:11 pm

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Postby Phil Elliott on Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:26 pm

You know, there's a chick here at work that kinda looks like her in the face - she don't have that bod, tho. :shock:
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Postby Bucharest on Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:38 pm

Jessica Alba has a face???
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