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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:47 am
by HornMafia
Nothing a swift kick to the stomach wouldn't take care of.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:48 am
by AtlLonghorn


PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:11 pm
by 12ozLongneck
Dear Jessica,

Please don't squirt it out the Christian way. I do not want you to be ruined.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:12 pm
by Music City Mafia
Alba, who has a baby on the way with fiance Cash Warren, also tells Elle she's been trying to break away from her pin-up image and be taken seriously as an actress.

“Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me. When I'm in a meeting, I want to tell you why I'm an asset, how I'm a commodity, how I can put a--es in the seats, not, 'There's a chance you're going to be able to [expletive] me.' That's never been my deal,” she said, citing the firm no-nudity clause in her contract.

In order to get attention away from her body and onto her acting, John Stockwell, who directed Alba in "Into the Blue," told the magazine, “Jessica will have to do something like what Charlize Theron did with 'Monster' in order to get people to pay attention to what a good actor she is."


PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:01 pm
by Drew Corleone
She's not a good actress.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:00 pm
by Bucharest





God I wanna' hump her leg.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:07 pm
by SmoothLonghorn
Did she get some add-ons put in when they pulled the baby out?