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Re: This team sucks

Postby tamut98 on Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:04 pm

You mean US Curling right?
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Music City Mafia on Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:09 pm

Sure... but curling in general just makes me ask "WTF?" Seems pointless, confusing, and comical all at the same time.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Bucharest on Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:25 pm

It's not pointless if you're watching the Dutch curling squad...

http://www.vg.no/iphone/article.php?artid=589446

...and she's got a sister on the team.

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Re: This team sucks

Postby Drew Corleone on Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:25 pm

Curling is such a polarizing competition. I think it's pretty fascinating.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Music City Mafia on Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:42 pm

I can see where people would find it fascinating and was being a little facetious with my comments about curling. I understand the game basically and have tried to watch it, but I just can't get into it (hot babes notwithstanding, Buch. Touche).

And looking at it from that "WTF?" perspective certainly parallels with PG play at Texas.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby HornMafia on Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:57 pm

This thread has been everywhere.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Bucharest on Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:01 pm

:lol:

I was just thinking the same thing.....this thread has serious case of ADD....which might say a lot about what we think about the original subject.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby tamut98 on Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:59 pm

And what was that?
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Re: This team sucks

Postby TheDean176 on Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:18 am

HornMafia wrote:Ok kiddies, SAT time...

1.) The Longhorns' PG position :: ____________________

A.) The Longhorns' TE position
B.) Toyota gas pedals
C.) Canadian Hockey's historical Gold medal hopes
D.) All of the above


Here at Durant Toyota we are sticking together and we are sticking to giving great deals. We are moving forward and there is no stopping us now.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby UTwiz on Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:25 pm

TheDean176 wrote:
HornMafia wrote:Ok kiddies, SAT time...

1.) The Longhorns' PG position :: ____________________

A.) The Longhorns' TE position
B.) Toyota gas pedals
C.) Canadian Hockey's historical Gold medal hopes
D.) All of the above


Here at Durant Toyota we are sticking together and we are sticking to giving great deals. We are moving forward and there is no stopping us now.



Now THAT is funny.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Bucharest on Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:29 pm

" How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the WNBA is starting Year 12?" - Bill Simmons
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Re: This team sucks

Postby AtlLonghorn on Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:14 am

HornMafia wrote:Ok kiddies, SAT time...

1.) The Longhorns' PG position :: ____________________

A.) The Longhorns' TE position
B.) Toyota gas pedals
C.) Canadian Hockey's historical Gold medal hopes
D.) All of the above


yeah, so about that...
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Re: This team sucks

Postby McKinneyHorn on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:25 pm

The smell coming out of Austin is putrid (TW maybe?)

I know Baylor has a good team this year but to get mud stomped by them, especially with the talent we have, is inexcusable.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:09 pm

its college baseball season, fuck them
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Re: This team sucks

Postby HornMafia on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:17 am

This team has ruined college basketball for me. Not that I've been a huge fan in recent years anyhow, but I have zero interest in the conference tournaments and honestly don't see myself getting too excited for the NCAA tournament, either.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:05 am

In the ten years I have lived in Austin, this has been the most unattractive team I've seen of the three major sports. Those boys are ready for their Spring Break to start. What a disaster.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby UTwiz on Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:40 pm

To me, this team is my Fredo. I still love them, but they have jaded me severely. And the upcoming tournaments are going to be therapeutic for me if they are ousted quickly and quietly. I am officially yelling at Anthony that he needs to postpone his fishing trip ...
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Markaholic on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:20 pm

I've either attended or watch 95% of all basketball games for the last 10 years. This team has crushed me because of the waste of incredible talent and their ability to not play up or even near it the second half. I have only seen 1 of the last 6 games and not looking forward to watching them tonight or this weekend.

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Re: This team sucks

Postby tamut98 on Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:11 pm

Yep, definitely not excited like in years past for the conference tourney or the NCAA. These last few weeks have been brutal.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Bucharest on Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:31 pm

Just heard a great idea on the radio for tomorrow night if anyone wants to get together to watch the 'Horns play Baylor......IF we beat Iowa St......actually, with that being said, you better play this game tonight.

The Jordan Hamilton Drinking Game:
-One drink for every shot taken
-One drink for every shot made
-Two drinks for every missed basket
-Down an entire beer every time Rick Barnes is shown yelling at Hamilton

Better admit defeat early and call that cab at halftime.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby 12ozLongneck on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:07 pm

Run behind the bar and down a bottle of liquor every time Rick Barnes allows an opposing team to go on a 15+-0 run without calling a timeout.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Music City Mafia on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:10 pm

One shot for every turnover committed by Texas... two shots if it's unforced.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:29 pm

Yup.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby Makaveli on Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:02 am

Tonight was the first time in a while I haven't caught myself actually cheering for the other team. Weird, and wrong I know. But I haven't been able to stop myself. Tonight I was really wanting them to turn the corner and pull it out. But it wasn't meant to be. But OK. Whatever.

Also, Rick Barnes is not very likeable.
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Re: This team sucks

Postby UTwiz on Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:12 am

Keep in mind, there are not 3 more rosters that have as many highly rated recruits as Texas does. To be this bad, the stars literally have to align perfectly. The fail is strong with this team.
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