Two work random thoughts

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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby eochs on Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:47 pm

I am a fan of Les Mis, but I still don't want to hear music or youtube from another stall
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby UTwiz on Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:25 pm

Is Buzz Aldrin in that?
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:05 pm

What do normal people do when they come back to work following a few days of being out sick and a coworker demonstrates concern in a perfunctory manner and asks if they're feeling better? I don't know because I don't work with any normal people. What I do know is that when you ask that same question of Creepy Old Sling Blade Guy he launches into a tale about how he caught herpes from his first wife when he started dating her and that the only reason he married her is that he figured no other woman would want him and his herpes and that he was out last week because he is having an outbreak of herpes at this very moment. Congrats, Leaky Vag Girl. You and the semen volcano that you're toting around no longer top the list of terrifying things that I cross paths with at work on a routine basis. I'm going to start wearing a hazmat suit to work like I'm making meth with Walt and Jesse.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby HornMafia on Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:01 pm

Ha
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby txlonghorn47 on Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:12 pm

I said it after the twerking story and I'll say it again. I LOVE YOUR OFFICE!
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby LMQueen on Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:52 pm

Oh. My.

Eww. So gross. Seriously.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby Music City Mafia on Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:13 pm

I think 12 oz deserves an honorary PhD in anthropology.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:57 am

LVG has cast her Canadian beau aside due to his insistance on putting his thumb up her butt in spite of her repeated requests that he not do that.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby eochs on Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:10 pm

Surprised he didn't try to pull the old king Clancy:

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1. old king clancy
When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby Drew Corleone on Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:16 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:LVG has cast her Canadian beau aside due to his insistance on putting his thumb up her butt in spite of her repeated requests that he not do that.


I thought she was forbidden from discussing things that went into her body?
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:36 pm

That did not take apparently and we need grist for the mill on this thread anyway.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:10 pm

Hahahaha I've been waiting for this post all day. Kevin texted me earlier that he had some new LVG content coming.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:17 pm

And what a whiny little bitch, it's just a thumb.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby dahorns on Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:51 am

12ozLongneck wrote:LVG has cast her Canadian beau aside due to his insistance on putting his thumb up her butt in spite of her repeated requests that he not do that.


txlonghorn47 wrote:And what a whiny little bitch, it's just a thumb.


oh crap...I had to close my office door due to the coughing and hacking and laughing after reading this...
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby MBK271 on Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:55 am

Holy shit that was funny...

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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:34 pm

all i want for christmas is a picture of LVG
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:48 pm

come on 12oz...use your smart phone and get us a pic
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:29 am

My reward for being on track to have my portion of the GFY 2014 audit program done in April or May: "Would you be willing to go on extended travel duty to Cedar Rapids, Iowa?" Fuck this place.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby U2-Horn on Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:28 pm

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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby LMQueen on Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:40 pm

Greatness. :)
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby HornMafia on Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:02 pm

Awesome.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby 12ozLongneck on Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:05 pm

Yeah. Living in a hotel 26 days out of the month is going to be awesome and hilarious.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby HornMafia on Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:14 pm

I was referring to Dan's photoshop.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby txlonghorn47 on Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:48 pm

Hahaha great photoshop.

A little let down in that I hoped this would be another LVG story though.
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Re: Two work random thoughts

Postby UTwiz on Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:02 pm

I'm in Cedar now. Come up all the time. It sucks.
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