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Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:47 pm
by txlonghorn47
Yeah I never got Colorados disdain for Texas. Got a lot of flack the couple times I went to Denver and Steamboat.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:16 pm
by 12ozLongneck
This might be worth a separate thread, but I am so sick of listening to the clams in this office wring their hands over nutrition. 1. Everything is "a chemical." 2. The word "toxin" is meaningless. WATER is toxic if you consume it in large enough quantities. 3. GMOs are not necessarily bad for you. 4. Just because something is "natural" does not mean it is superior. Cobra venom is natural but I doubt the alternative medicine shill in this office is going to make a vinaigrette out of that and put it on her stupid fucking kale anytime soon.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:56 pm
by Drew Corleone
That is the kind of stuff you read on Facebook, too.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:18 pm
by txlonghorn47
We've got the girl who thinks she's dieting and tells everybody about it, yet she's really not. For instance she told me all about how she's eating Paleo now while munching down on tempura fried shrimp the other day.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:51 pm
by Makaveli
It took me a while to figure those people out. Like the "I run 5 miles every morning at 5am" crowd. Yet somehow they stay 30 lbs overweight. For the longest I was very discouraged like Damn I really have no shot whatsoever.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:17 pm
by 12ozLongneck
People overcomplicate this shit. When I eat in a non-retarded way more oft than not and exercise I am in decent shape. When I eat like shit and exercise sparingly for a year and a half or so I look like I do now. It is not that hard.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:48 pm
by txlonghorn47
My problem is mostly the booze. Not only the empty calories from it, but it usually leads to me eating like crap as well.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:07 am
by LMQueen
My list of work pet peeves:


People who take the elevator down one floor. I wanted to throat punch two different people yesterday on my way out. I'm on 6, we had to stop at 5 for someone to go to 4 and on 3 for someone to go to 2.

Also, our building has two towers, East and West. The people from the East tower come to the West Tower to do their bombing runs. I don't know what these people are eating, but I'm pretty sure there is a dead animal in there somewhere.


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Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:55 pm
by Drew Corleone
LMQueen wrote:People who take the elevator down one floor. I wanted to throat punch two different people yesterday on my way out. I'm on 6, we had to stop at 5 for someone to go to 4 and on 3 for someone to go to 2.


My office is on the second floor. I will walk out or walk in alongside co-workers from time to time and invariably they head for the elevator while I head for the stairs. Then we'll arrive at the door at the same time. I want to give them the biggest WTF stare.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:06 pm
by eochs
Don't be so quick to judge... I've had 5 knee surgeries and 2 back surgeries, if i can avoid a flight of stairs with an elevator i will... Just saying you don't always know why they are taking the elevator... 9/10 times yeah they are probably fat lazy americans, but 1/10 they are a fat lazy american with reason to take the elevator :)

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 3:24 pm
by 12ozLongneck
Staying at the Hilton in St. Louis where they filmed part of Up In The Air. I should probably lick the toilet seat just in case Anna Kendrick did her business in here and they haven't cleaned it since then.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 3:39 pm
by txlonghorn47
Please go to a bar and be overly obnoxious Stars fan tonight

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 6:02 pm
by UTwiz
txlonghorn47 wrote:Please go to a bar and be overly obnoxious Stars fan tonight


I've locked down this character here at San Diego bar. No one else in here cares about this game or even knows what hockey is, but it's still an important role to fill nonetheless.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 8:53 pm
by LMQueen
Nice.


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Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:02 am
by 12ozLongneck
Someone in our office just returned from a trip to Rome.

Old Weird Herpes Guy: "Did you go to The Louvre?"

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:30 am
by 12ozLongneck
I was just an unwilling participant in a conversation that began with the phrase "My dog's chiropractor...."

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:26 pm
by 12ozLongneck
Guess who's back... Back again... LVG is back... Tell a friend...

This time she got involved with some guy via online dating, gave him a non-trivial sum of money (Exact amount was not disclosed) and, lo and behold, he disappeared! She really knows how to pick 'em.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 2:32 pm
by txlonghorn47
Hahahahahaha wow!

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:29 pm
by 12ozLongneck
Motorcycle Guy spent a few days in the hospital being pumped full of meds over the weekend after experiencing "delusions of religious grandeur." Sounds like a great environment in which to raise children!

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:54 pm
by 12ozLongneck
Tomorrow's staff party agenda:

Potluck lunch!
White Elephant Gift Exchange!
Christmas Carol Charades!
Snowman Wrapping Contest!

My request to work remotely tomorrow was declined. Kill me.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:45 pm
by 12ozLongneck
The people you meet on SW Airlines:

1. I'm boarding in Group E but there will totally be room in the overhead baggage compartments for my steamer trunk sized suitcase guy

2. Hey you have an aisle seat in row 3. Would you mind moving to a middle seat by the shitter in the back row so my wife and I can sit together guy.

Die.

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:36 am
by eochs
12ozLongneck wrote:2. Hey you have an aisle seat in row 3. Would you mind moving to a middle seat by the shitter in the back row so my wife and I can sit together guy.
.


So did you move? I bet you moved

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:49 am
by U2-Horn
That's when you tell the husband to sit in the back with his wife and send whoever she's sitting next to up to the front

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:15 pm
by eochs
or if the wife is hot you tell him she can sit up front next to, or on top of, you

Re: Two work random thoughts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:17 pm
by 12ozLongneck
U2-Horn wrote:That's when you tell the husband to sit in the back with his wife and send whoever she's sitting next to up to the front


I did not recommend it but this is what happened.