So I took a big dump at CVS

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So I took a big dump at CVS

Postby beam,coke,&horns on Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:35 am

Last night on the way home from my daughters soccer game. I couldn't wait to get home so I pulled into cvs. I found the restroom, which was connected to the break room. I had to walk past a lady eating her soup, as that table was 2 feet from the bathroom door. Iwas pretty loud and stinky. When I got out the lady wash washing her bowl.
I grabbed some gum and Advil. When I went to checkout break room lady was my cashier. She couldn't make eye contact.
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Re: So I took a big dump at CVS

Postby LMQueen on Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:54 am

Oh my.
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Re: So I took a big dump at CVS

Postby HornMafia on Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:56 am

Ha.
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Re: So I took a big dump at CVS

Postby 12ozLongneck on Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:39 am

Nice.
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Re: So I took a big dump at CVS

Postby 'Hornbybirth on Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:01 am

ROFL!
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