BREAKING NEWS: Whitney Houston is dead at the age of 48

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BREAKING NEWS: Whitney Houston is dead at the age of 48

Postby HornMafia on Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:36 pm

Damn. Both Michael and Whitney dead before they could even begin their second half-century.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Whitney Houston is dead at the age of 48

Postby Makaveli on Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:37 pm

Similar to the Jacko deal, last night these people on TV were saying "We can only hope it wasn't drugs".

WTF !!??! I sure as hell hope it WAS drugs. Either that and/or suicide or murder. Tis Much scarier to think 48 year old people just drop dead for no reason. That's my feeling anyway.

In fact that's the first thing I always think. "Damn. I hope it was drugs or foul play". Same with Heath Ledger (sp?), Brittany (sp?) Murphy, etc, etc all these young people dying. I mean damn what are they saying when they state "Hope it wasn't drugs". We'll be praying she just randomly died naturally at 48 ? I get anxiety even thinking about that. That kind of shit will have even more people loading up on Xanax and Vodka and god knows what else. At least high profile drug deaths are some sort of deterrent. In a free-market kind of way. Beautiful, really.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Whitney Houston is dead at the age of 48

Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:14 pm

she may have just taken a quick nap in the bathtub.
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