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Some baby name suggestions for the Craigs...

Postby 12ozLongneck on Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:53 pm

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One girl each received these names: Amazing-Grace, A'Miracle, Apple, Babygirl, Beyonce, Dae'Gorgeous, Elektra, Forever, Gorgeousg'zaiya, Myranique, Paisley-Ann, Passion, Praisegod and Radiance.

Some of the more creative boy names appeared inspired by faith: Divinefavour, Ezra-Nehemiah, Godswill, Goodness, JesusNazaret and King-David. Other little guys were dubbed Baby Boy, Clever, Handsome, Sir Genius, Memphiz and Tuff. In true Texas flair, one boy was named Stetson and another's first name: Dallas Cowboys.


Can't wait to meet little Dae'Gorgeous Craig or Sir Genius Craig!
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Postby LMQueen on Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:07 pm

Ha! :)

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Postby LMQueen on Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:09 pm

How about we go with Dallas Maverick? Could be a boy or a girl ;)
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Postby HornMafia on Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:20 pm

When Cuban first bought the Mavs he bet Gordon Keith $250k that he wouldn't change his name to Dallas Maverick for a calendar year.
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:15 am

God isnt even original, college b-ball player God Shammgod...geez
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Postby beam,coke,&horns on Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:03 pm

someone posted on Facebook her hospital delivered a boy named Y'all Jealous.
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Postby BarryBnds on Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:18 pm

beam,coke,&horns wrote:someone posted on Facebook her hospital delivered a boy named Y'all Jealous.


DHS will have a fun time spelling that for the rest of the child's life.
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Postby Makaveli on Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:31 pm

My dad met a lady named "La-a" once. He guessed at several pronunciations, and she said No, no...the dash isn't silent.

Turns out it sounds like it would if you spelled it Ladasha
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Postby 12ozLongneck on Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:50 pm

"Y'all Jealous" and "La-a" sound pretty urban legendy to me.
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Postby LMQueen on Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:13 pm

It's been a few years, but my mom registered a little girl named Pajama. Pronounced Pa(short a)-juh-ma. My mom asked how she came up with such a unique name and the lady said she saw it in the JC Penney catalog.
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Postby Makaveli on Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:10 am

Kev has a good idea. Urban Legendy Craig gets my vote
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Postby BevoisaSoxFan on Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:29 am

I'm calling Cedar Park basketball this winter and they played Killeen Ellison a few weeks back. Ellison had a player named DuJour. Thought that was awesome.
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Postby AtlLonghorn on Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:02 pm

12ozLongneck wrote:"Y'all Jealous" and "La-a" sound pretty urban legendy to me.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
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Postby LMQueen on Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:22 pm

We've decided to keep it simple.
Cray Cray Craig.
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Postby rtapia on Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:53 am

How about Lemonjello.
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Postby tamut98 on Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:48 am

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Postby HornMafia on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:35 pm

It's a BOY.
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Postby Makaveli on Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:59 pm

Congrats!

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Postby txlonghorn47 on Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:08 pm

I still vote for Ramonce Craig
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Postby beam,coke,&horns on Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:41 am

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Postby dahorns on Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:36 pm

HornMafia wrote:It's a BOY.


Congrats!!!!
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Postby U2-Horn on Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:19 pm

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Postby LMQueen on Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:22 am

Ha!
Jackson is actually High on our list. :)
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Postby Mr. Peabody on Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:53 am

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Postby txlonghorn47 on Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:54 am

I'm sure because of a certain dear friend of yalls last name, right?
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