Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

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Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

Postby txlonghorn47 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:22 pm

"I like cussing, getting drunk, and fooling around with women" Danny Balis
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Re: Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

Postby HornMafia on Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:33 pm

That dude couldn't stand up for a good 30 minutes afterward.
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Postby txlonghorn47 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:02 pm

My question is what the hell did he stay for? If that broad is that ready to go there is no way in hell I'm staying to watch the rest of the Jacksonville blow out. I couldn't have got her to the car fast enough.
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Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

Postby LMQueen on Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:58 pm

Wow.

I can't believe an usher/security did not intervene.
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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:56 am

damn it..the video is gone
It was basically like starring in a bukkake video with Charlie the Tuna.


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Postby ChuckNorrisHorn on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:58 am

It was basically like starring in a bukkake video with Charlie the Tuna.


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Re: Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

Postby Makaveli on Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:35 pm

You gotta be totally brain-dead to behave like that one row in front of drunk guys cheering as they videotape you.
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Re: Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

Postby LMQueen on Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:18 pm

And wave money!
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Re: Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

Postby Makaveli on Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:19 pm

yeah, yeah, that too ! How could I forget the best part
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Re: Best thing that has happened at Cowboys Stadium this year

Postby Makaveli on Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:24 pm

As I was watching that the first time I actually thought to myself... Does that girl not realize those guys are waving $1 bills because they left their neon "You're a trashy slut, whore" signs at home ? Guys waving money at you is not a compliment unless you're looking for a ....'bout a 12 minute stand.
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