by 12ozLongneck on Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:46 pm
Original post updated.
Set out to see Inglorious Basterds this evening. We showed up 10 minutes late and were told that they hadn't sold any tickets and therefore didn't start the movie and couldn't start it now. In order to placate us, the box office guy offers to let us into Whiteout for free. We took him up on it and boy what a fucking mistake that was.
The movie had been on for about 10 minutes when we wandered in. Apparently, this is the 10 minutes of the movie that features a scantily-clad Kate Beckinsale. The rest of the movie features frozen dead bodies, snow, wind, Beckinsale in a parka, major plot points that you can see coming a mile away and a contrived and anti-climatic "twist." I was rooting for the bad guy.
Don't see this. Not even for free.
"“We did not start this. If we need to finish it, we’ll finish it. And by 'finish,' I mean curl up in a fetal position along with OU and A&M and cry like a bunch of bitches.”
--DeLoss Dodds on conference realignment